CAT 44 32ND COMMODORES CUP
2004
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE CUP AND ALL
THROUGH THE LAND
CAT 44 SAILORS WERE UP TRYING TO DEVISE A
GRAND PLAN
FIRST THERE IS WILLY WHO HOPES IT BLOWS
LIGHT
AS UNDER WEIGHT AS HE IS THIS WILL BE ALL
RIGHT
THEN THERE IS MARK WHO HOPES IT BLOWS HARD
SO HO HO HO HE CAN USE ALL THAT LARD
AT THE HOUSE OF RUSSELL THEY ARE ALL A
BUSSELL
TWEAKING NEW BOATS
THESE TWO HAVE MY VOTE
AND MOTHER RUSSELL WITH SUCH A LARGE HEART
WONDERS OUT LOUD “WHY,WHY
CAN’T RICHARD GET A GOOD START”
THEN THERE IS DANNY BOY, CAN HE MAKE THAT
HOBIE SKIP
IF ONLY , ONLY THE BOY DOES NOT FLIP
NOW COMES HUNTER CONFIDANT AND QUIET
IF HE WINS HE WILL HAVE A PERSONAL RIOT
THE MAFF MAN HAS SUPREME POWER
IF ONLY THE BOAT WILL STAY TOGETHER FOR
MORE THAN AN HOUR
THEY CALL BIG BOB MELLOW
THE LURE OF THE CUP FUELS THIS FELLOW
HE MAY GO LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL
AND THE NAME ON THE CUP WILL BE SHELL
THE HAWK WILL WHIP ON RUSSSEL FOR SPEED
SO SHE CAN GET TO THE BEACH AND THE JUICE
THAT SHE NEEDS
CLASH HAS A NEW BOAT, MUST HAVE CUT OPEN
THE SOCK
IT MAY BE TIME FOR THIS DARK HORSE TO ROCK
ONE IF BY LAND TWO IF BY SEA
IF THE BRITISH DRANK TO MUCH RUM
THEY WILL HAVE TO STOP AND PEE
DON DOES NOT NEED TO RACE
AS THIS GAME IS NO LONGER HIS PACE
HE IS MORE CONTENT TO SIT ON THE BEACH
WITH A FULL COOLER WITHIN EASY REACH
CHRIS WILL HAVE TO CARRY ON THE FIGHT
HOPE THE YOUNG LAD WAS NOT OUT ALL LAST
NIGHT
BUT WAIT SAID SCOTT ,
OUR COMMODORE
THIS RACE IS NAMED FOR ME
LET’S SLEEP IN AND START IT AT THREE
Brett Moss 2004